Marriage

Please do not forget Marie Curie

• To be happy with a man you must understand him a little and love him a lot.  
  To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
• Married men live longer than single men, but are a lot more willing to die.
• Any married man should forget his mistakes as there is no point in two people remembering the same thing.
• Men wake up about as good looking as they went to bed.  Women deteriorate in the night.
• A woman marries a man expecting he will change and he doesn't.  
  A man marries a woman hoping that she will not change and she does.
• To the World you are just one person, but to one person you are The World.
• When a man marries a woman, they become one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
• We must be the change we wish to see.  Ghandi
• Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
• A woman has the last word in any argument 
  Anything that a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
• Women were made beautiful so that men would love them, and they were made dumb so that they would love men!
• On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
• The day he moved out was terrible - 
  That evening she went through hell
  His absence wasn't a problem 
  But the corkscrew had gone as well.   Wendy Cope
• A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
  A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
  A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
  A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
• God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.