Never take life seriously, nobody gets out alive anyway.
Life is sexually transmitted.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without the one make him
a sandwich.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the
Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of
nothing.
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred pounds and a substantial tax
cut saves you thirty pence?
In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and
people take Prozac to make it normal.
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession, but I have come to
realise that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
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