'I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural,
wholesome things that money can buy'
Tom Clancy
'You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me
neither'
Steve Martin
'Having sex is like Bridge. If you don't have a good
partner you need a good hand'
Woody Allen
'Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on
Saturday night'
Rodney Dangerfield
'There are a number of mechanical devices which increase
sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief amongst these is the Mercedes
Benz SL500'
Lynn Lavner
'Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog
vacation at the taxidermist'
Matt Barry
'Sex at the age of 90 is like playing billiards with a rope'
Camille Paglia
'Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The
other eight are unimportant'
George Burns
'Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole
relationships'
Sharon Stone
'My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she
is reading'
Steve Jobs
'I saw a woman wearing a tee shirt with 'GUESS' on it. I
said 'Thyroid problem'
Arnold Schwarzenegger
'My mother never saw the irony of calling me the son of a
bitch'
Jack Nicholson
'Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or
where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is'
Barbara Bush
'Ah yes DIVORCE from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
genitals through his wallet'
Robin Williams
'Women compalin about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it
as the only time of the month that I can be myself'
Roseanne
'Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place'
Billy Crystal
'According to a new survey women say that they are more
comfortable undressing in front of men that women. They say that women are
too judgemental, where, of course men are just grateful'
Robert De Niro
'Instead of getting married again I am going to find a woman I
do not like and just give her a house'
Rod Stewart
'See the problem is that God gave me a brain and genitals and
only enough blood to run one at a time'
Robin Williams
