Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.
Cora Harvey Armstrong
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The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
Helen Hayes (at 73)
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I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
Janette Barber
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
Lily Tomlin
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A male gynaecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
Carrie Snow
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Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
Laurie Kuslansky
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My second favourite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
Erma Bombeck
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Old age ain't no place for sissies.
Bette Davis
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A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
Rhonda Hansome
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The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
Jane Sellman
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Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.
Jennifer Unlimited
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Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Charlotte Whitton
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Thirty five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
Caryn Leschen
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I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
Jennifer Unlimited
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If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
Catherine
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When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!
Kathy Buckley
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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb...and I'm also not blonde.
Dolly Parton
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If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
Sue Grafton
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I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
Roseanne Barr
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When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another
country.
Elayne Boosler
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Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
Maryon Pearson
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In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man if you want anything done, ask a woman.
Margaret Thatcher
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I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a
career.
Gloria Steinem
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I am a marvellous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
Eleanor Roosevelt
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