Saturday morning, as I always do, I got up early. I put on my long johns. I
dressed quietly.
I got my lunch made, grabbed the dog and went to the garage to hook up the
boat to the truck and down the driveway I went.
Coming out of the garage rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential downpour.
There is snow mixed in with the rain, and the wind is blowing 50 mph.
Minutes later, I returned to the garage.
I came back into the house and turned the TV to the weather channel.
I find it's going to be bad weather all day long, so I put the boat back in the
garage,
quietly undressed and slipped back into bed..
There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and
whispered,
"The weather out there is terrible."
To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing
in that rubbish weather"
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A man calls home to his wife and says,
"Honey I
have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss
and several of his
friends. We'll be gone a week. This is a good opportunity for me to
get that promotion I've been wanting. Would you please pack me enough
clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing tackle box. We are
leaving
from the office so I will pas by the house to pick my things up.
Oh, and please pack my new blue silk pyjamas".
The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but does it anyway.
The following weekend he comes home a little tired, but otherwise
looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many
fish.
He says
"Yes:-
lots of carp, some eels and a few Pike".
He then asked:
"Oh, and
why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked darling?"
The wife replies ........."I did, they were in your fishing tackle box!"
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