A Scottish man
walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his
hand.
The Scottish man shouts "Awa ye feel hoor that's full O coos Sharn" "(Don't
drink the water, it's full of cow pooh.)"
The man shouts back "I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you".
The Scottish man shouts back "Use both hands, you'll get more in."
