Two Catholic priests decided to go to Hawaii on
vacation. They were determined to make this a real
vacation by not wearing anything that would
identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed
they headed for a store and bought some really
outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
The next morning they went to the beach dressed in
their "tourist" garb. They were sitting on beach
chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the
scenery, when a "drop dead gorgeous" topless blond in
a thong bikini came walking straight towards them.
They couldn't help but stare. As the
blond passed them she smiled and said "Good morning
Father. Good morning Father," nodding and addressing
each of them individually, then she passed on by.
They were both stunned. How in the world did she know
they were priests? So the next day, they went back to
the store and bought even more outrageous outfits.
These were so loud you could hear them before you even
saw them! Once again, in their new attire, they
settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine.
After a while, the same gorgeous topless blond,
wearing a string, taking her sweet time, came walking
toward them. Again she nodded at each of
them, said "Good morning, Father. Good morning,
Father" and started to walk away. One of the priests
couldn't stand it any longer and said, "Just a minute
young lady."
"Yes, Father?"
"We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know,
how in the world did you know we are priests, dressed
as we are?"
"Father, it's me, Sister Katherine," she replied