A man calls home to his wife and says,
"Honey I have been asked to
go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his
friends. We'll be gone a week. This is a good opportunity for me to
get that promotion I've been wanting. Would you please pack me enough
clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing tackle box. We are leaving
from the office so I will pas by the house to pick my things up.
Oh, and please pack my new blue silk pyjamas".
The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but does it anyway.
The following weekend he comes home a little tired, but otherwise
looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish.
He says
"Yes:- lots of carp, some
eels and a few Pike".
He then asked:
"Oh, and why didn't you pack my new blue silk
pyjamas like I asked darling?"
The wife replies ........."I did, they were in your
fishing tackle box!"
THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS:
NEVER UNDER-ESTIMATE A WOMAN.
