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A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively, “Umm, would you mind if I chatted with you for awhile?”


She yells at the top of her lungs, “No, I won’t sleep with you tonight!”


Everyone in the bar is now staring at them.Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.


After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologises. She smiles at him and says, “I’m sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I’m a graduate student in psychology and I’m studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.”


At the top of his lungs, he responds, “What do you mean £200?”

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