Waving your arms around and talking complete rubbish.
Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, messes up everything, and then leaves.
The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.
The experience of spending an entire life swimming upstream only to get shaffted and die.
The on-line, wired generation’s answer to the couch potato.
A person who thrives on being stressed out and whiny.
The fine art of hitting or kicking electronic devices in an hopeless effort to get them working again.
The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the “adminisphere” are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.
Needless unreadable paperwork and unworkable processes which flow from the adminisphere.
That minuscule fraction of time in which you realise that you’ve just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you’ve hit ‘reply all’).
Surreptitiously breaking wind while passing through another’s office, and then enjoying the sounds of dismay and disgust.