Judy married Ted and had 13 children. Then Ted died of cancer. She married again, and she and Bob had seven more children. Then Bob was killed in a car accident. Judy again remarried, and she had five more children with John. Eventually, after bearing 25 children, Judy died.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, “Lord, they are finally together.”
Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend Margaret, “Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?”
Margaret replied, “I think he means her legs, Ethel…”