Press 9 for Outside Line

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A young man staying at a hotel in London on the night before his marriage removes a card offering sexual services from a nearby telephone box. Back at the hotel he rings the number and a lady with a silky soft sexy voice asks if she can be of assistance.

The young guy nervously says he is getting married in the morning and wants a complete sex lesson, in every position, and including some bondage, then asks her “What do you think?”

The lady says, “That sounds a really good idea, but if you press 9 first you’ll get an outside line.”




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