A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We’ll be gone a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been wanting. Would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing tackle box. We are leaving from the office so I will pas by the house to pick my things up. Oh, and please pack my new blue silk pyjamas.”
The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but does it anyway.
The following weekend he comes home a little tired, but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish. He says, “Yes – lots of carp, some eels and a few pike.”
He then asked, “Oh, and why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked darling?”
The wife replies, “I did, they were in your fishing tackle box!”
THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS: NEVER UNDER-ESTIMATE A WOMAN.