God said, “Go down into the valley.”
“What’s a valley?” asked Adam’ and God explained it to him.
Then God said, “Cross the river.”
“What’s a river?” asked Adam and God explained it to him.
Then God told Adam, “On the other side of the hill, you will find a cave.”
“What’s a cave?” asked Adam, and God explained that to him.
“In the cave you will find a woman,” said God.
“What’s a woman?” asked Adam.
So God explained that to him and said, “I want you to reproduce.”
“How do I do that?” asked Adam. So God explained.
So off went Adam down into the valley across the river, and over the hill and into the cave and found a woman. Five minutes later he was back.
God said angrily, “What is it now?”
And Adam said, “What’s a headache?”