Black Underwear


I had lunch with two of my unmarried friends.  One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.


We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.  We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here’s how it all went:


My engaged friend:

The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.  He saw me and said,  “You are the woman of my dreams.  I love you.”

Then we made passionate love all night long.


The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes.  When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but he started to tremble and had  his way with me.


Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.  When he came in the door and saw me, he said:  “What’s for dinner, Batman?”


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