How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.
Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!
Rottweiler: Make me.
Labrador: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?
Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
German Shepherd: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark , checked to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
Maltese: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he’s busy.
Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman: While it’s dark, I’m going to sleep on the couch.
Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark…
Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb
Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I’ve got this hangover…
Pointer: I see it, there it is. There it is, right there…
Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?
Australian Shepherd: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…
Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb?
Hound Dog: Zzzzzzzzzzzz
Cat: Cats don’t do light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question really is how long will it be before I can expect light?
All of which proves, once again, that while dogs have masters, cats have staff…