Lady’s Logic

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Man: Two and two make four.

Woman: No they don’t they make five.

Man: How do you conclude that?

Woman: Because I don’t like fours. they are all sharp angles and no curves; not like fives, which have one gentle angle and a nice round bit.

Man: But that’s totally illogical.

Woman: There you go. Typical man. As soon as you are losing an argument you try to introduce logic.

Man: But if I gave you two things, then another two, how many would you have?

Woman: What things?

Man: It doesn’t matter what they are.

Woman: Of course it does, I might not want them.

Man: That’s it, I give up.

Woman: See, I told you I was right.

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