The Elements

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* Element Name: WOMANIUM
* Symbol: WO
* Atomic Weight: (don’t even go there, but if you must the only ever quoted figure is 53kg)
* Physical properties: Generally soft and round in form, surfaces often covered in film.  Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts with special treatment. Very bitter if not used well.
* Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones.  Violent when left alone. May explode spontaneously without prior notice and for no apparent reason.  Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Generally insoluble in liquid, but saturation in alcohol can increase activity. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.
* Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known to man. Excellent cleaning agent.
* Caution: Highly explosive out of experienced hands and illegal to posses in quantities although several can be maintained in different locations provided they do not come into contact with one another.

* Element Name: MANIUM
* Symbol: XY
* Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)
* Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent  out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.
* Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO(WOMANIUM) at any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with KD (Element: CHILDIUM) for prolonged period of time.
* Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
* Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.
* Caution: In the absence of WO (WOMANIUM), this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.

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