A man takes a lady out to dinner for the first time. Later they go on to a show. The evening is a huge success and as he drops her at her door he says ‘I have had a lovely time. You looked so beautiful, you remind me of a beautiful climbing rose. May I call on you tomorrow?’
She agrees and a date is made.
The next night he knocks on her door and when she opens it she slaps him hard across the face and knocked him A over T.
He is stunned. ‘What was that for?’ he asked.
She said… I looked up “beautiful climbing rose” on Google last night and it said, “Best suited for rooting against a brick wall or a fence, no good in an open bed.”