One day a father, on his way home from work, suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, “How much for one of those Barbie’s in the display window?”
The salesperson answers, “Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95 and Divorced Barbie for $265.95”.
The amazed father asks: “It’s what? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?”
Annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: “Sir… Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken’s Truck, Ken’s House, Ken’s Fishing
Boat, Ken’s Furniture, Ken’s Dog, Ken’s Computer, one of Ken’s Friends, and a keychain made from Ken’s testicles.”