An old blind guy wanders into an all girl biker bar by mistake…. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender –
‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’
The whole bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says –
‘Before you tell that joke Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things’:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a ‘Billy Club’.
3. I’m a 6 foot tall, 175 pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
‘Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy… Do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’
The old guy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
‘No, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times…….’