Dogs and Light Bulbs

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?


Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we’ve got our whole lives ahead of us, and you’re inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?


Border Collie: Just one. And then I’ll replace any wiring that’s not up to code.


Dachshund: You know I can’t reach that stupid lamp!


Rottweiler: Make me.


Labrador: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeease let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I?

Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?


German Shepherd: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark , checked to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.


Maltese: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he’s busy.

Jack Russell Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.


Poodle: I’ll just blow in the Border Collie’s ear and he’ll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.


Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.


Doberman: While it’s dark, I’m going to sleep on the couch.


Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark…


Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb


Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I’ve got this hangover…


Pointer: I see it, there it is. There it is, right there…


Greyhound: It isn’t moving. Who cares?


Australian Shepherd: First, I’ll put all the light bulbs in a little circle…


Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I’m sorry, but I don’t see a light bulb?


Hound Dog: Zzzzzzzzzzzz


Cat: Cats don’t do light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the question really is how long will it be before I can expect light?


All of which proves, once again, that while dogs have masters, cats have staff…



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