Fairy Tale

         I met a fairy today who said she would grant me one wish. 

         “I want to live forever,” I said. 

         “Sorry,” said the fairy, “but I am not allowed to grant that type of wish.” 

         “Fine,” I said, “Then I want to die when Scotland wins the World Cup.” 

         “You crafty bastard!” said the fairy. 

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