Good News, Bad News

Company lawyer telephones CEO and say he has good and bad news.

“Good news is your wife has just paid £200 for some photographs that could be worth several £ million.

“The bad news is that the photographs are of you screwing your secretary!”



Wife’s Financial Investments

The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: “I have some good news and, I have some bad news …”

The tycoon replies: “I’ve had an awful day, let’s hear the good news first?”

The lawyer says, “Well your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures that she figures this week are worth a minimum of $20m to $30m.”

The tycoon replies enthusiastically, “Well done … my wife is so smart! You’ve just made my day; now what’s the bad news?”

The lawyer answers, “The pictures are of you with your secretary.”

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