How Crocs Get Their Vitamins

The smaller crocodile turned to the bigger one and said, ‘I can’t understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We’re the same age and we were the same size as kids. I just don’t get it.’


‘Well,’ said the big Croc, ‘what have you been eating?’


‘Politicians, same as you,’ replied the small croc.


‘Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?’


‘In their parking lot where they leave their fancy cars while at work’


‘Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?’


‘Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the crap out of them and eat ’em!’


‘Ah!’, says the big Crocodile. ‘I think I see your problem. You’re not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the crap out of a politician, there’s nothing left but an back kside and a briefcase’.

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