A husband and wife are shopping in their local ASDA. The husband picks up a case of Guinness and puts it in their trolley. “What do you think you’re doing?” asks the wife.
“They’re on sale, only £10 for 18 cans,” he replies.
“Put them back, we can’t afford them,” demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. “What do you think you’re doing?” asks the husband.
“It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,” replies the wife.
Her husband retorts: “So does 18 cans of Guinness and it’s half the price.”
He never knew what hit him.