Law vs Psychology

A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.  He asked a girl:  “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” 

The girl replied in a loud voice:  “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!” 

All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and said with a laugh: “I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking.  I guess you felt embarrassed, right?”

The guy then responded in a loud voice:  “£500 FOR ONE NIGHT? . . . THAT’S TOO MUCH!” 

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.  The guy whispered to her:  “I study law, and I am learning how to screw people.”

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