After being married to Tom for forty years, Sally asked him to describe her.He looked at her for a while, then said: “You’re an alphabet wife. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K.”
He said: “Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous and Hot”.
She smiled happily and said: “Oh, that’s so lovely, but what about I, J, K?”
He said: “I’m Just Kidding!”
The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.