After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, “44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10” inch black and white tv. But I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old girl.
“Now I have a £1,000,000 home, a £45,000 car, nice big bed and plasma screen tv, but I’m sleeping with a 65 year old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side.
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10” inch black and white TV.
Aren`t older women wonderful? They really know how to solve your problems.