A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bartender and asks for a beer.
“Certainly, sir,” replies the bartender. “That’ll be one pence.”
“ONE PENNY!” exclaims the customer.
The barman replies, “Yes.”
So the guy glances over the menu and asks, “Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak with chips, peas and a fried egg?”
“Certainly, sir,” replies the bartender, “but all that comes to real money.”
“How much money?” inquires the guy.
“Four pence,” the bartender replies.
“FOUR PENCE!” exclaims the guy. “Where’s the guy who owns this place?”
The bartender replies, “Upstairs with my wife.”
The guy asks, “What’s he doing with your wife?”
The bartender replies, “Not sure, but probably the same as I’m doing to his business.”