Man: Two and two make four.
Woman: No they don’t they make five.
Man: How do you conclude that?
Woman: Because I don’t like fours. they are all sharp angles and no curves; not like fives, which have one gentle angle and a nice round bit.
Man: But that’s totally illogical.
Woman: There you go. Typical man. As soon as you are losing an argument you try to introduce logic.
Man: But if I gave you two things, then another two, how many would you have?
Woman: What things?
Man: It doesn’t matter what they are.
Woman: Of course it does, I might not want them.
Man: That’s it, I give up.
Woman: See, I told you I was right.