Romantic

Wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. 

If you are laughing, send me your smile. 

If you are eating, send me a bite. 

If you are drinking send me a sip. 

If you are crying, send me your tears. 

I love you! 

The husband, typically non-romantic, replied, “Am on the toilet. Please advise.”