Sister Logical and Sister Mathematical

Sister Logical and Sister Mathematical 

There were two clever nuns walking back to their convent after spending the day working at a soup kitchen.

One of them was known as  Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as  Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they  are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man  has been following us for the past 

thirty-eight and a half  minutes? I wonder what he  wants.

SL: It’s logical. He wants to  have sex with us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will  reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What 

can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do  of course is to walk faster.

A little while  later…

SM: It’s not  working.

SL: Of course it’s not working.  The man did the only logical thing. He 

started to walk faster,  too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At  this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we  can do is split. You go that way and I’ll go 

this way. He cannot  follow us both.

So the man decided to follow  Sister Logical.

Sister  Mathematical arrives at the convent and is  worried about what has  happened to Sister  Logical.

Then Sister  Logical  arrives.

SM: Sister Logical!  Thank God  you are here! Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing  happened. The man couldn’t follow 

us both, so he followed  me.

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened  then?

SL: The only logical thing  happened. I started to run as fast as I could 

and he started to run  as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL : The only logical thing happened. He caught up to me.

SM : Oh, dear! What did you  do?

SL  : The only  logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.

SM : Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened  then?

SL : Isn’t it logical, Sister? A  nun with her dress up can run faster than 

a man with his pants  down.

And for those of you who  thought it would be dirty, now, say two Hail 


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