An extremely rich man and his wife were having dinner at a fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, then says she’ll meet him later and walks away.
The wife stares at the husband and asks, “Who was that?”
“Oh”, replies the husband, “she’s my mistress.”
“Well”, says the wife, “I’ve had enough. I want a divorce.”
“I can understand that”, replies the husband, “but remember, if we get a divorce, it will mean no more shopping trip to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more fancy cars in the garage, and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours.”
Just then a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm.
“Who is that woman with John?” asks the wife.
“That’s his mistress”, replies the husband.
“Ours is prettier”, she replies.