Three Toronto surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, “I’m the best surgeon in Ontario. In my favourite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident; I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.”
The second surgeon said, “That’s nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident; I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold Medal in track and field events in the Olympics.”
The third surgeon said, “You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a man was high on cocaine and marijuana and he rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour.
“All I had left to work with was the man’s blonde hair and the horse’s ass. I was able to put them together and now he’s running for President of America!”