GYPSIES AT THE PEARLY GATES
40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans. St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, “I’ve got 40 gyppo’s here. Can I let them in?”
God says, “We’re over quota on gyppo’s, go out and tell them to choose between them which are the 12 most worthy and I will let just the dozen in.”
Two minutes later St Peter is on the phone to God again. “They’ve gone,” he tells God.
“What?” says God, “All 40 of them?”
“No, the gates!”