The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: “I have some good news and, I have some bad news …”
The tycoon replies: “I’ve had an awful day, let’s hear the good news first?
The lawyer says: ” Well your wife invested $ 5,000 in two pictures that she figures this week are worth a minimum of $ 20 to $ 30 million. ”
The tycoon replies enthusiastically: “Well done … my wife is so smart! You’ve just made my day; now what’s the bad news? ”
The lawyer answers: “The pictures are of you with your secretary.”