Wife’s Financial Investments

The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon: “I have some good news and, I have some bad news …”

The tycoon replies: “I’ve had an awful day, let’s hear the good news first?

The lawyer says: ” Well your wife invested $ 5,000 in two pictures that she figures this week are worth a minimum of $ 20 to $ 30 million. ”

The tycoon replies enthusiastically: “Well done … my wife is so smart! You’ve just made ​​my day; now what’s the bad news? ”

The lawyer answers: “The pictures are of you with your secretary.”

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