Would You Marry Again?

Would You marry Again?

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over at him and asks the question…. 

WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?” 

HUSBAND: “Definitely not!” 

WIFE: “Why not? Don’t you like being married?” 

HUSBAND: “Of course I do..” 

WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry? ” 

HUSBAND: “Okay, okay, I’d get married again.” 

WIFE: “You would?” (with a hurt look) 

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) 

WIFE: “Would you live in our house?” 

HUSBAND: “Sure, it’s a great house.” 

WIFE: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?” 

HUSBAND: “Where else would we sleep?” 

WIFE: “Would you let her drive my car?” 

HUSBAND: “Probably, it is almost new.”

WIFE: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?” 

HUSBAND: “That would seem like the proper thing to do.” 

WIFE: “Would you give her my jewelry?”

HUSBAND: “No, I’m sure she’d want her own.” 

WIFE: “Would you take her golfing with you? 

HUSBAND: “Yes, those are always good times.” 

WIFE: “Would she use my clubs? 

HUSBAND: “No, she’s left-handed.” 

WIFE: — silence — 

HUSBAND: “shit.” 

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