Yorkshire Speak

Duz tha speak Yorkshire?

Police have just released details of a new drug craze that is being carried out in Yorkshire nightclubs. Apparently, Yorkshire club-goers have started injecting Ecstasy just above their front teeth.

Police say the dangerous practice is called: “e by gum”


A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.

Yorkshireman: “Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat.”

Vet: “Is it a tom?”

Yorkshireman: “Nay, I’ve browt it wi me.”


A Yorkshireman’s dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to  have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.

Yorkshireman: “Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?”

Jeweller: “D’ ya want it 18 carat?”

Yorkshireman: “Naw, I want it chewin’ a bone, yer daft bugger!”

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